brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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