If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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