found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
