At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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