The maid of honor just puked.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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