sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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