I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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