Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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