i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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