Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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