Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The struggles of a small town man whore
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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