i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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