plz talk dirty to me
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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