How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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