I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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