super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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