i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I touched a dick in church today
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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