I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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