When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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