She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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