piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Apparently you make a good broom.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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