So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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