They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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