Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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