Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it hurts more in the daytime
I could make wine with my vomit
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
