So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
this boner is exhausting
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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