I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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