Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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