Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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