i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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