The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
