we're chasing vodka with high fives
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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