I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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