hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he thought i was a dude.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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