He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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