id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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