Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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