Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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