its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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