Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
