Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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