I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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