You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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