"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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