who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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