is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
ugly people sure do ruin things
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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