when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Randomize
