You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I just want nice things and good sex
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize