There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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