hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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