Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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