their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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