Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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